All I wanted to do was just hang out here on weekends, just to unwind and chill out— watch a dog get neutered, a kitten take a pill. Maybe see a hamster get thrown in the trash. Then one day this guy said, Hey, wanna try something wild? Well, he took me to a different animal hospital, a much more intense one, and it. Was. A RUSH. Have you ever seen a rhino get a tonsillectomy? Ever seen a giraffe hooked up to a dialysis machine? Man, it’s like nothing else. Now I need more and more and I’m out of control. I’m watching crocodiles get skin tags removed like 5, 6 times a day. Oops! Somehow I died from this? Now I’m in heaven with all the trash-can hamsters! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, KIDS!
Why he is the best.
Important disclaimer: Beware of dog. I will scorch the earth.
Celebrate Endangered Animal Day. Educate yourself about the ICUN Red List which currently lists the black rhino as critically endangered. Make Some Noise for our disappearing creatures and the folks who work tirelessly to try to keep them safe!
Gordon Parks - Showgirls playing chess between shows at Latin quarter nightclub, 1958